[the-cassquatch]

Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

[dj-of-the-coven]

Long collection of resources under the cut.

Keep reading

[xerxestexastoast]

ALSO you should consider browsing Virtual Pet List and seeing if there are any pet sites you might be interested in playing. There is a whole genre of browser games right under your nose

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)

[cyber-seagull404]

THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?

[failgirl-coven]

i gotta admire torchwood for having the balls to tackle something as ambitious as teaching dr who fans what sex is

[finelinegf]

There goes the cutest woman this town has ever seen.

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

[discoursethot]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[discoursethot]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[snaics]

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[saltwatersapphy]

snaw wee

[snaics]

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.

[murdorkverse]

s(he's) bro(ken)

[failchild]

life, it never die

women are my favorite guy

sex, i'm wanting more

tell the world, stop the war

[gayshitanddadjokes]

despite staff's recent changes, we're... winning??????

[deancodedinthewater]

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

[deancodedinthewater]

Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!

[plaguedocboi]

I’m interviewing with an aquarium tomorrow and this is how the interviewer signed her email

[plaguedocboi]

Best Fishes offered me a job btw. I’m moving to Maine sometime in May

[starlightshadowsworld]

"Barbie's not supposed to be aspirational"

Barbie went to the moon before anyone else.

The moon landing was 1969.

Barbie went to the moon in 1965.

A decade before women could own credit cards in the US.

She has had over 200 careers from fashion designer to software engineer.

Barbie was the first doll marketed to children that wasn't a baby doll.

Her first dream houses didn't have kitchens to show there was other things girls could be interested in.

Barbie was always meant to be aspirational.

To show little girls that they could be anything they wanted to be.

And I for one will not stand for this slander of Barbara Millicent Roberts.

[buddwyer]

(voice of a man invariably alienated from the human experience): Hey guys